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Learn more. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13—count 'em, 13! No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture. Would you like to tell us about a lower price?

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Watch the video. Title: Meet the Spartans A spoof of vampire-themed movies. Teenager, Becca finds herself torn between 2 boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

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Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman Tim Curry into visiting a haunted house for a school project. Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

Written by matt A dismal failure of a spoof with only the slightest bit of funny. This dreck breaks all the rules of good spoofing. Be timely. A joke about Ellen in Mr Wrong? Be funny when offensive. Accident prone kid in Scary Movie 3, mildly funny. Assault on a kid by Spartian, not funny. Be subtle sometimes. Not everything has to go to the extreme. Be broad. Go everywhere for your spoofs, not just the same wells over and over. If you have to tell your audience where it comes from, chances are it's not funny.

The fact that this film is only 60 odd minutes plus one of the longest credit sequences loaded with even more unfunny deleted scenes seriously can't those wait for the DVD no one should buy either , that's just adding insult to injury.

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Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Sean Maguire Leonidas Carmen Electra Queen Margo Ken Davitian Xerxes Kevin Sorbo Captain Diedrich Bader Traitoro Method Man Persian Emissary Jareb Dauplaise Dilio Travis Van Winkle Sonio Phil Morris Messenger Jim Piddock Leo Jr.

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I'll cop to maybe three cracked smiles in this interminable retread of King Leonidas Maguire and his small army of fat boys and no-gooders vs. Xerxes Borat 's Davitian and his bloodthirsty Persians, but it definitely didn't occur when a penguin shat in Leonidas' open mouth.

Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , and wherever you get your podcasts! Title: Meet the Spartans A spoof of vampire-themed movies. Teenager, Becca finds herself torn between 2 boys.

Meet the Spartans opened at No. The film opens with a Spartan elder inspecting three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre Shrek the Third , is abandoned to die for its deformity; while the second, who is Vietnamese, is adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The third, Leonidas , is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet. Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole Parker , Ryan Seacrest , and the American Idol ju dg es.

Watch the video. Title: Meet the Spartans A spoof of vampire-themed movies. Teenager, Becca finds herself torn between 2 boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

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Top definition. Meet The Spartans name. One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.

Хейл выжидал. Стояла полная тишина, и он внимательно прислушался. Ничего. Вроде бы на нижней ступеньке никого. Может, ему просто показалось.

Нам придется ее отложить. - Что-о? - Сьюзан окончательно проснулась. - Прости. Я срочно уезжаю. Вернусь завтра.

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Закрой. У меня есть кое-что для. Она зажмурилась.

- Меня осенило. Здесь шестнадцать групп по четыре знака в каждой. - О, ради Бога, - пробурчал себе под нос Джабба.  - Все хотят поиграть в эту игру.

Запах одеколона и пота. Она инстинктивно отпрянула назад, застигнутая врасплох тем, что увидела. Из-за решетчатой двери кухни на нее смотрели. И в тот же миг ей открылась ужасающая правда: Грег Хейл вовсе не заперт внизу - он здесь, в Третьем узле.

Сигара умами безжизненно свисала изо рта.

Казалось, вспыхнувшая на его глазах перепалка абсолютно его не касается. Очевидно, Стратмор вдруг задумался:. У Сьюзан имелся на это ответ. - Коммандер, - она снова попыталась настоять на своем, - нам нужно поговорить.

Приближаясь к пиджаку защитного цвета, он не обращал внимания на сердитый шепот людей, которых обгонял. Прихожане могли понять нетерпение этого человека, стремившегося получить благословение, но ведь существуют строгие правила протокола: подходить к причастию нужно, выстроившись в две линии.

Халохот продолжал двигаться. Расстояние между ним и Беккером быстро сокращалось. Он нащупал в кармане пиджака пистолет. До сих пор Дэвиду Беккеру необыкновенно везло, и не следует и дальше искушать судьбу.

Пиджак защитного цвета от него отделяли теперь уже только десять человек.

Может.  - Сьюзан пожала плечами, демонстрируя равнодушие. - Мы с ним какое-то время переписывались, - как бы невзначай сказал Хейл.

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